Twitter Rap

Yes, two posts in one day. I'm trying to show my blog some love. I used facebook too much now for most of the social stuff and twitter for joking around and myspace only because a few friends haven't switched over to facebook yet but I have not abandoned the ol' blog completely. And since the following is far more than 140 characters I'm going to unveil my new freestyle here. Please enjoy.

Fell in love with a girl on twitter
She broke my heart, now I’m bitter
Now she’s dating some guy named Charlie
But if she were dating another chick that’d be gnarly

Fell in love with a girl on twitter
She was a professional babysitter
I’d come over after the kids were asleep
Hey FCC, here comes the beep-beep-beep!

Fell in love with a girl on twitter
I went to high school with Joel Whitter
Now I’m just sounding like a creep
Hey FCC, here comes the beep-beep-beep!

Fell in love with a girl on twitter
Like Gyllenhaal and Ledger you know I can’t quit her
Keeps me up all night but who needs sleep
Hey FCC, here comes the beep-beep-beep!